BetUS Posts Latest Odds on Next Salmonella Outbreak In US

Somebody forwarded this email to me. Hope you post it somewhere.

RECENT SALMONELLA OUTBREAK REPORT FROM CDC PROMPTS SPECULATION FROM PUBLIC, AND ODDS FROM SPORTSBOOK ON FRIGHTENING FOODS

BetUS.com Posts Odds on all things Salmonella

NEW YORK, NY – The CDC reported that a recent salmonella outbreaks sickened 388 people 42 states, sending 18 percent of them to the hospital. An anxious public is looking for answers and speculation is at an all time high as to what veggies and foods are safe to eat, and which may land them in the sick bed. This being the case, the largest most successful sportsbook on the web, BetUS.com posted odds on which foods are likely salmonella suspects.

"When it comes to what we put in our bodies," says BetUS spokesman Reed Richards. "We shouldn't have to wait for an outbreak of salmonella to tell us which foods are safe. That's why we're providing the public with answers regarding potentially harmful foods."

Analysts at BetUS.com posted the following odds regarding possible salmonella suspects:

Tomatos 3/1

Eggs 3/2

Celery 8/1

Mushrooms 10/1

Lettuce 8/1

Peppers 3/1

Cheese 2/1

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George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana

I saw this on the internet randomly, and felt compelled to share it with a little bit of humor. I feel sorry for the woman that got hit, but this headline is KILLER!


Enjoy!

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Taken from http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_19551.shtml

George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana
By h.b. - Jan 8, 2009 - 12:49 PM

The lighter side of the latest domestic violence incident in Málaga has been making headlines across Spain.

George Bush has been arrested for hitting Lady Diana. The headline has been appearing in the Spanish press after the news from Málaga that a British man, called George Bush has been arrested for hitting his Ecuadorian wife Diana.

The arrest came on Three Kings Day, January 6 when 44 year old George was accused of insulting and hitting 27 year old Diana N.H.

The violence led the woman to earlier ask the police for protection on December 3, and she has now gone into hiding with her children in a friend’s house.
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Why

Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to life.

Should I begin? Ok, here I go:

1) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with wolves in the jungle?

2) Why does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or can that it comes in?

3) Why do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to death?

4) Why do we press down harder and harder or the remote controls even though we know that the batteries are low?

5) Why is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his shopping cart and then apologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really fine. Why is it that we do not say that it hurts?

6) Why is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are always white?

7) Why is it that you will never find a day when mattresses are not on sale?

8) Why is it that online gambling sites like sportsbooks and online poker always offer big prize money for their tournaments but never reveal the real name of the winner after the competition is over?

9) If human beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

10) Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during the second World War?

11) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, duck when the empty gun is thrown at him.

12) Why do banks charge a commission when you go into debt even though they know that there is no money in that account?

13) Why do people go back again and again to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat will appear there?

14) Why do people move their vacuum cleaner over a thin thread lying on the floor, bend down, pick it up, examine it, and then, place it on the floor again and move the vacuum over it again?

15) Why do people believe it when they are told that there are more than four billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to touch and check?

16) Why does a plastic bag not open at the end where you first try to open it?

17) Why do you never hear jokes about father in laws?

18) Why are there dead insects inside enclosed electric lamps?

19) Why is it that in winter we try and keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when back in the summer we hated the heat?

20) Why is it that every time you try and catch something that is about to fall off the table, you always hit something else and drop that instead?


Conclusion:
Life has many oddities and conundrums: some funny, some less. I have mentioned but a few. Think of more? Leave a comment below and let me know.