Obama Interrupts Trump's Celebrity Apprentice on NBC to Announce Bin Laden's Death

Today, U.S. President Barack Obama signed off a black ops mission to kill

Osama Bin Laden. The job was done, and then Obama waited until Donald

Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" show on NBC to release a press release

about it. Not only that, but he also waited an hour to physically announce

it to the media himself.

This meant that we don't know who got fired from Celebrity Apprentice

tonight. Face it, Obama ruined Trump's highly-rated NBC show tonight,

after dealing with Trump's antagonist attitude as of late.

As you know, Donald Trump's been seriously talking about running on the

Republican ticket for Obama's job in 2012. Part of his political venture

included publicly calling out Obama on his true birth certificate.

So, Obama not only shows Trump an official birth certificate from the state

of Hawaii; but he also attends a comedic 'roast' of Donald Trump and

humiliates him, but then he puts the nail in the coffin by interrupting his

prime time TV cash cow, by announcing to the MSM (main stream media)

that because of his OK, Osama bin Laden is now officially dead.

If Obama could pull this off at any time, now would have been the perfect

time. Sad to say, but Donald Trump is the only Republican who is actually

making any noise right now in the upcoming presidential campaign. And

what better way for Obama to get some brownie points, especially since you

know he's going to run for re-election, by shutting down the dominant

Republican "mouthpiece", humiliating him, and then taking out his TV

franchise?

It's been one heck of a week for Obama. He proves his birth, shuts up a

Republican mouthpiece, and then wins the hearts of the American people by taking out America's #1 villian since Hitler.

If Obama's running for re-election, he definitely made the right moves at the right time to

help his campaign out.

BetUS Posts Latest Odds on Next Salmonella Outbreak In US

Somebody forwarded this email to me. Hope you post it somewhere.

RECENT SALMONELLA OUTBREAK REPORT FROM CDC PROMPTS SPECULATION FROM PUBLIC, AND ODDS FROM SPORTSBOOK ON FRIGHTENING FOODS

BetUS.com Posts Odds on all things Salmonella

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George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana

I saw this on the internet randomly, and felt compelled to share it with a little bit of humor. I feel sorry for the woman that got hit, but this headline is KILLER!


Enjoy!

HAHA!

These are actually shirt designs. Click on them to see more...

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Taken from http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_19551.shtml

George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana
By h.b. - Jan 8, 2009 - 12:49 PM

The lighter side of the latest domestic violence incident in Málaga has been making headlines across Spain.

George Bush has been arrested for hitting Lady Diana. The headline has been appearing in the Spanish press after the news from Málaga that a British man, called George Bush has been arrested for hitting his Ecuadorian wife Diana.

The arrest came on Three Kings Day, January 6 when 44 year old George was accused of insulting and hitting 27 year old Diana N.H.

The violence led the woman to earlier ask the police for protection on December 3, and she has now gone into hiding with her children in a friend’s house.
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Why

Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to life.

Should I begin? Ok, here I go:

1) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with wolves in the jungle?

2) Why does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or can that it comes in?

3) Why do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to death?

4) Why do we press down harder and harder or the remote controls even though we know that the batteries are low?

5) Why is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his shopping cart and then apologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really fine. Why is it that we do not say that it hurts?

6) Why is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are always white?

7) Why is it that you will never find a day when mattresses are not on sale?

8) Why is it that online gambling sites like sportsbooks and online poker always offer big prize money for their tournaments but never reveal the real name of the winner after the competition is over?

9) If human beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

10) Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during the second World War?

11) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, duck when the empty gun is thrown at him.

12) Why do banks charge a commission when you go into debt even though they know that there is no money in that account?

13) Why do people go back again and again to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat will appear there?

14) Why do people move their vacuum cleaner over a thin thread lying on the floor, bend down, pick it up, examine it, and then, place it on the floor again and move the vacuum over it again?

15) Why do people believe it when they are told that there are more than four billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to touch and check?

16) Why does a plastic bag not open at the end where you first try to open it?

17) Why do you never hear jokes about father in laws?

18) Why are there dead insects inside enclosed electric lamps?

19) Why is it that in winter we try and keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when back in the summer we hated the heat?

20) Why is it that every time you try and catch something that is about to fall off the table, you always hit something else and drop that instead?


Conclusion:
Life has many oddities and conundrums: some funny, some less. I have mentioned but a few. Think of more? Leave a comment below and let me know.

A few words about the holiday season that disturbs me...

Hey readers!

I really wanted to just mouth off for a little bit about something...



But take heed to what I said above, and hope that the lesson sinks
in with you.

Happy holidays,

T.M. Harris
tmharris.net
timharriswebsites.com

P.S. - If you celebrate Christmas, just remember that Jesus is the
reason for the season, not all the gifts you get on the 25th thanks
to good old Santa Claus.

If you celebrate Hanukkah, remember that it’s all about the Festival
of Lights, the re-dedication of the Temple in Jerusalem after
Antiochus IV’s forces destroyed it, as well as commemorates the
“miracle of the container of oil”. It’s not about presents, either.

Just keep in mind that holidays are ‘holy days’ not commercial days
off.

This is crazy - "Courthouse Shooting Trials" in Atlanta

You really need to check this out. This is just the start of America going SOUR, when we start taking VIOLENCE inside the halls of justice.

Why Friday the 13th is a GOOD Day...

Hey there readers!

I can tell you one thing. I for one don’t have Paraskavedekatriaphobia.

Do you know what that is?

It’s a fear of Friday the 13th. Seriously!
According to wikipedia.com:

“In numerology, the number twelve is considered the number of
completeness, as reflected in the twelve months of the year, twelve
recognized signs of the zodiac, the twelve tribes of Israel, the
twelve Apostles of Jesus, etc., whereas the number thirteen was
considered irregular, transgressing this completeness. There is
also a superstition, thought by some to derive from the Last
Supper, that having thirteen people seated at a table will result
in the death of one of the diners.”

If you wanna read the rest of this wikipedia entry, goto:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th
Even back in the day, I used to be afraid of this day. I used to grab my lucky rabbit’s foot, search for 4-leaf clovers, and I wouldn’t dare do anything, except go to school, and do my chores.

And then, I’d blame my bad grades on Friday the 13th, too.
But today, I have finally put that superstition to rest…and for good reason.

Today is my son’s first birthday - on Friday the 13th. Crazy, huh?

So, to see him grow up over the past year since I first held him in the hospital, into the bold, young boy that he is…I see this day as a blessing rather than a hindrance.

Me & Timmy III in the hospital less than 24 hours old.

I mean, one year ago, I see him barely being able to open his eyes, only sucking on a bottle, depending on us for ultimate survival.

Now, I see him walking, running, feeding himself, finally saying some words like “mama”, “dada”, “baba” (bottle) and my favorite “NO”. He plays with his older sister, and even throws things at her (in retaliation I guess - she used to give him hell).

So, to see my little man grow up into a well-developed 1-year old…it makes me throw out this silly belief that today is a horrible day for all.

We only make Friday the 13th as bad as we want it to be with our negative thinking. Negativity in your mind will make you view every aspect of your life and current events as negative.

Whereas, if you keep positive, you’ll see everything around you in a positive light, and you’ll lead a more substantial happy life…trust me.

Besides…the weather is beautiful here today. Sunny, but not hot… my kids are actually being good for a change, my business is still making money, and everyone in my house has been in a good mood (which is rare here LOL)

So, you can believe what you want about Friday the 13th…but my little boy turned 1 today…so it can’t be that bad after all.

Happy birthday, my son!

Love, Daddy!