Thursday, January 8, 2009

George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana

I saw this on the internet randomly, and felt compelled to share it with a little bit of humor. I feel sorry for the woman that got hit, but this headline is KILLER!


Enjoy!

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Taken from http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_19551.shtml

George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana

By h.b. - Jan 8, 2009 - 12:49 PM

The lighter side of the latest domestic violence incident in Málaga has been making headlines across Spain.

George Bush has been arrested for hitting Lady Diana. The headline has been appearing in the Spanish press after the news from Málaga that a British man, called George Bush has been arrested for hitting his Ecuadorian wife Diana.

The arrest came on Three Kings Day, January 6 when 44 year old George was accused of insulting and hitting 27 year old Diana N.H.

The violence led the woman to earlier ask the police for protection on December 3, and she has now gone into hiding with her children in a friend’s house.
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Why

Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to life.

Should I begin? Ok, here I go:

1) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with wolves in the jungle?

2) Why does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or can that it comes in?

3) Why do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to death?

4) Why do we press down harder and harder or the remote controls even though we know that the batteries are low?

5) Why is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his shopping cart and then apologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really fine. Why is it that we do not say that it hurts?

6) Why is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are always white?

7) Why is it that you will never find a day when mattresses are not on sale?

8) Why is it that online gambling sites like sportsbooks and online poker always offer big prize money for their tournaments but never reveal the real name of the winner after the competition is over?

9) If human beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

10) Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during the second World War?

11) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, duck when the empty gun is thrown at him.

12) Why do banks charge a commission when you go into debt even though they know that there is no money in that account?

13) Why do people go back again and again to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat will appear there?

14) Why do people move their vacuum cleaner over a thin thread lying on the floor, bend down, pick it up, examine it, and then, place it on the floor again and move the vacuum over it again?

15) Why do people believe it when they are told that there are more than four billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to touch and check?

16) Why does a plastic bag not open at the end where you first try to open it?

17) Why do you never hear jokes about father in laws?

18) Why are there dead insects inside enclosed electric lamps?

19) Why is it that in winter we try and keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when back in the summer we hated the heat?

20) Why is it that every time you try and catch something that is about to fall off the table, you always hit something else and drop that instead?


Conclusion:
Life has many oddities and conundrums: some funny, some less. I have mentioned but a few. Think of more? Leave a comment below and let me know.

Friday, December 26, 2008

A few words about the holiday season that disturbs me...

Hey readers!

I really wanted to just mouth off for a little bit about something...



But take heed to what I said above, and hope that the lesson sinks
in with you.

Happy holidays,

T.M. Harris
tmharris.net
timharriswebsites.com

P.S. - If you celebrate Christmas, just remember that Jesus is the
reason for the season, not all the gifts you get on the 25th thanks
to good old Santa Claus.

If you celebrate Hanukkah, remember that it’s all about the Festival
of Lights, the re-dedication of the Temple in Jerusalem after
Antiochus IV’s forces destroyed it, as well as commemorates the
“miracle of the container of oil”. It’s not about presents, either.

Just keep in mind that holidays are ‘holy days’ not commercial days
off.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

This is crazy - "Courthouse Shooting Trials" in Atlanta

You really need to check this out. This is just the start of America going SOUR, when we start taking VIOLENCE inside the halls of justice.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Why Friday the 13th is a GOOD Day...

Hey there readers!

I can tell you one thing. I for one don’t have Paraskavedekatriaphobia.

Do you know what that is?

It’s a fear of Friday the 13th. Seriously!
According to wikipedia.com:

“In numerology, the number twelve is considered the number of
completeness, as reflected in the twelve months of the year, twelve
recognized signs of the zodiac, the twelve tribes of Israel, the
twelve Apostles of Jesus, etc., whereas the number thirteen was
considered irregular, transgressing this completeness. There is
also a superstition, thought by some to derive from the Last
Supper, that having thirteen people seated at a table will result
in the death of one of the diners.”

If you wanna read the rest of this wikipedia entry, goto:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th
Even back in the day, I used to be afraid of this day. I used to grab my lucky rabbit’s foot, search for 4-leaf clovers, and I wouldn’t dare do anything, except go to school, and do my chores.

And then, I’d blame my bad grades on Friday the 13th, too. :)
But today, I have finally put that superstition to rest…and for good reason.

Today is my son’s first birthday - on Friday the 13th. Crazy, huh?

So, to see him grow up over the past year since I first held him in the hospital, into the bold, young boy that he is…I see this day as a blessing rather than a hindrance.

Me & Timmy III in the hospital less than 24 hours old.

I mean, one year ago, I see him barely being able to open his eyes, only sucking on a bottle, depending on us for ultimate survival.

Now, I see him walking, running, feeding himself, finally saying some words like “mama”, “dada”, “baba” (bottle) and my favorite “NO”. He plays with his older sister, and even throws things at her (in retaliation I guess - she used to give him hell).

So, to see my little man grow up into a well-developed 1-year old…it makes me throw out this silly belief that today is a horrible day for all.

We only make Friday the 13th as bad as we want it to be with our negative thinking. Negativity in your mind will make you view every aspect of your life and current events as negative.

Whereas, if you keep positive, you’ll see everything around you in a positive light, and you’ll lead a more substantial happy life…trust me.

Besides…the weather is beautiful here today. Sunny, but not hot… my kids are actually being good for a change, my business is still making money, and everyone in my house has been in a good mood (which is rare here LOL)

So, you can believe what you want about Friday the 13th…but my little boy turned 1 today…so it can’t be that bad after all.



Happy birthday, my son!



Love, Daddy!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard at Jenna Bush's Wedding


: 10.

"Daddy, do something about global warming! The ice sculpture is melting!"

9.

"It's so great that we can celebrate when the rest of the country is miserable"

8.

"And now, a performance by the Gitmo Men's Chorus"

7.

"That's sweet -- a Panini maker from Osama"

6. "There are exactly 200 guests -- we don't need a recount, Mr.

Gore"

5.

"Cheney is sneering from ear-to-ear"

4.

"If it doesn't work out I hope she has an exit strategy"

3.

"Why's Jeb naked?"

2.

"You can't hand out campaign literature here, Senator Clinton"

1.

"Of course I'm changing my name -- it's the only reason I'm getting married"

Thursday, April 3, 2008

FICO Scores - Why bother with a fico score at all?

This is my take on a FICO score...

IMPROVE IT AS BEST YOU CAN!

And I must stress this heavily, because just about everything around is depends on our FICO score. From credit cards, to cell phones, to bank accounts, to cars, to loans, to even getting a 'rapid refund' check from your favorite tax preparer.

So, the bottom line is, you NEED to improve your FICO score ASAP, if you want to get by in this struggling economy.

Now, if you're like me, and trying to rebuild your credit and improve your FICO score, then you should read the guide I just came across that's actually a best seller right now. It's the "Credit Bible" and in all honesty, I've heard TONS of sites on the internet talking about this guide.

So, from everything that I've heard, this is probably the most reliable source for improving your score.

“6 Charge-Offs Deleted… Score Is Up 80 Points!”

“Years back I was living beyond my means until I finally could not keep up with the payments… I simply stopped paying and turned off my telephone. Then a couple of months ago I got my hands on your Credit Secrets Bible™ and the first letter I mailed got 6 charge-offs deleted. I was amazed… My credit score has gone up 80 points already! I am now about to buy a brand new Pontiac Grand Prix and within a year or so will own my first home! Your techniques work… I am living proof.”

Jerome Mitchell (Mechanic)
Missouri

"...Removed 7 Late Pays in only 2 Weeks with One Simple Letter!"

"After 4 years in the military, my last deployment ended but only for me to find my credit problems had just begun. My biggest problem was the numerous late-pays that had piled up while I was on leave. By using one simple negotiation method from the Credit Secrets Bible™, I was able to get 7 late pays removed with one simple letter in less than 2 weeks! That’s why I tell all my friends about the Credit Secrets Bible™ so they can enjoy a better life too…"

Anthony Curtis (National Guard Reservist)
California


Those are testimonials from the site. I invite you to check out the rest and see if this is a good opportunity for you to embark on so you can improve your credit score. I'm buying my copy tonight, and pulling an all-nighter on this one. Let me know if you've tried it before in my comments.

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-Tim-