Top Ten Things Overheard at Jenna Bush's Wedding

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10. "Daddy, do something about global warming! The ice sculpture is melting!" 9. "It's so great that we can celebrate when the rest of the country is miserable" 8. "And now, a performance by the Gitmo Men's Chorus" 7. "That's sweet -- a Panini maker from Osama" 6. "There are exactly 200 guests -- we don't need a recount, Mr. Gore" 5. "Cheney is sneering from ear-to-ear" 4. "If it doesn't work out I hope she has an exit strategy" 3. "Why's Jeb naked?" 2. "You can't hand out campaign literature here, Senator Clinton" 1. "Of course I'm changing my name -- it's the only reason I'm getting married"