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Obama Interrupts Trump's Celebrity Apprentice on NBC to Announce Bin Laden's Death

2011-05-01T22:26:00.000-07:00

Today, U.S. President Barack Obama signed off a black ops mission to kill

Osama Bin Laden. The job was done, and then Obama waited until Donald

Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" show on NBC to release a press release

about it. Not only that, but he also waited an hour to physically announce

it to the media himself.

This meant that we don't know who got fired from Celebrity Apprentice

tonight. Face it, Obama ruined Trump's highly-rated NBC show tonight,

after dealing with Trump's antagonist attitude as of late.

As you know, Donald Trump's been seriously talking about running on the

Republican ticket for Obama's job in 2012. Part of his political venture

included publicly calling out Obama on his true birth certificate.

So, Obama not only shows Trump an official birth certificate from the state

of Hawaii; but he also attends a comedic 'roast' of Donald Trump and

humiliates him, but then he puts the nail in the coffin by interrupting his

prime time TV cash cow, by announcing to the MSM (main stream media)

that because of his OK, Osama bin Laden is now officially dead.

If Obama could pull this off at any time, now would have been the perfect

time. Sad to say, but Donald Trump is the only Republican who is actually

making any noise right now in the upcoming presidential campaign. And

what better way for Obama to get some brownie points, especially since you

know he's going to run for re-election, by shutting down the dominant

Republican "mouthpiece", humiliating him, and then taking out his TV

franchise?

It's been one heck of a week for Obama. He proves his birth, shuts up a

Republican mouthpiece, and then wins the hearts of the American people by taking out America's #1 villian since Hitler.

If Obama's running for re-election, he definitely made the right moves at the right time to

help his campaign out.

BetUS Posts Latest Odds on Next Salmonella Outbreak In US

2009-01-09T14:10:00.000-08:00

Somebody forwarded this email to me. Hope you post it somewhere.

RECENT SALMONELLA OUTBREAK REPORT FROM CDC PROMPTS SPECULATION FROM PUBLIC, AND ODDS FROM SPORTSBOOK ON FRIGHTENING FOODS

BetUS.com Posts Odds on all things Salmonella

NEW YORK, NY – The CDC reported that a recent salmonella outbreaks sickened 388 people 42 states, sending 18 percent of them to the hospital. An anxious public is looking for answers and speculation is at an all time high as to what veggies and foods are safe to eat, and which may land them in the sick bed. This being the case, the largest most successful sportsbook on the web, BetUS.com posted odds on which foods are likely salmonella suspects.

"When it comes to what we put in our bodies," says BetUS spokesman Reed Richards. "We shouldn't have to wait for an outbreak of salmonella to tell us which foods are safe. That's why we're providing the public with answers regarding potentially harmful foods."

Analysts at BetUS.com posted the following odds regarding possible salmonella suspects:

Tomatos 3/1

Eggs 3/2

Celery 8/1

Mushrooms 10/1

Lettuce 8/1

Peppers 3/1

Cheese 2/1

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George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana

2009-01-08T12:12:00.000-08:00

I saw this on the internet randomly, and felt compelled to share it with a little bit of humor. I feel sorry for the woman that got hit, but this headline is KILLER!

Enjoy!

HAHA!

These are actually shirt designs. Click on them to see more...

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Taken from http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_19551.shtml

George Bush arrested for hitting Lady Diana
By h.b. - Jan 8, 2009 - 12:49 PM

The lighter side of the latest domestic violence incident in Málaga has been making headlines across Spain.

George Bush has been arrested for hitting Lady Diana. The headline has been appearing in the Spanish press after the news from Málaga that a British man, called George Bush has been arrested for hitting his Ecuadorian wife Diana.

The arrest came on Three Kings Day, January 6 when 44 year old George was accused of insulting and hitting 27 year old Diana N.H.

The violence led the woman to earlier ask the police for protection on December 3, and she has now gone into hiding with her children in a friend’s house.
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Why

2009-01-07T11:06:00.000-08:00

Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to life.

Should I begin? Ok, here I go:

1) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with wolves in the jungle?

2) Why does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or can that it comes in?

3) Why do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to death?

4) Why do we press down harder and harder or the remote controls even though we know that the batteries are low?

5) Why is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his shopping cart and then apologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really fine. Why is it that we do not say that it hurts?

6) Why is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are always white?

7) Why is it that you will never find a day when mattresses are not on sale?

8) Why is it that online gambling sites like sportsbooks and online poker always offer big prize money for their tournaments but never reveal the real name of the winner after the competition is over?

9) If human beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

10) Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during the second World War?

11) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, duck when the empty gun is thrown at him.

12) Why do banks charge a commission when you go into debt even though they know that there is no money in that account?

13) Why do people go back again and again to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat will appear there?

14) Why do people move their vacuum cleaner over a thin thread lying on the floor, bend down, pick it up, examine it, and then, place it on the floor again and move the vacuum over it again?

15) Why do people believe it when they are told that there are more than four billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to touch and check?

16) Why does a plastic bag not open at the end where you first try to open it?

17) Why do you never hear jokes about father in laws?

18) Why are there dead insects inside enclosed electric lamps?

19) Why is it that in winter we try and keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when back in the summer we hated the heat?

20) Why is it that every time you try and catch something that is about to fall off the table, you always hit something else and drop that instead?

Conclusion:
Life has many oddities and conundrums: some funny, some less. I have mentioned but a few. Think of more? Leave a comment below and let me know.

A few words about the holiday season that disturbs me...

2008-12-26T12:15:00.000-08:00

Hey readers!

I really wanted to just mouth off for a little bit about something...

But take heed to what I said above, and hope that the lesson sinks
in with you.

Happy holidays,

T.M. Harris
tmharris.net
timharriswebsites.com

P.S. - If you celebrate Christmas, just remember that Jesus is the
reason for the season, not all the gifts you get on the 25th thanks
to good old Santa Claus.

If you celebrate Hanukkah, remember that it’s all about the Festival
of Lights, the re-dedication of the Temple in Jerusalem after
Antiochus IV’s forces destroyed it, as well as commemorates the
“miracle of the container of oil”. It’s not about presents, either.

Just keep in mind that holidays are ‘holy days’ not commercial days
off.

This is crazy - "Courthouse Shooting Trials" in Atlanta

2008-07-10T18:16:00.000-07:00

You really need to check this out. This is just the start of America going SOUR, when we start taking VIOLENCE inside the halls of justice.

Why Friday the 13th is a GOOD Day...

2008-06-13T07:58:00.000-07:00

Hey there readers!

I can tell you one thing. I for one don’t have Paraskavedekatriaphobia.

Do you know what that is?

It’s a fear of Friday the 13th. Seriously!
According to wikipedia.com:

“In numerology, the number twelve is considered the number of
completeness, as reflected in the twelve months of the year, twelve
recognized signs of the zodiac, the twelve tribes of Israel, the
twelve Apostles of Jesus, etc., whereas the number thirteen was
considered irregular, transgressing this completeness. There is
also a superstition, thought by some to derive from the Last
Supper, that having thirteen people seated at a table will result
in the death of one of the diners.”

If you wanna read the rest of this wikipedia entry, goto:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th
Even back in the day, I used to be afraid of this day. I used to grab my lucky rabbit’s foot, search for 4-leaf clovers, and I wouldn’t dare do anything, except go to school, and do my chores.

And then, I’d blame my bad grades on Friday the 13th, too.
But today, I have finally put that superstition to rest…and for good reason.

Today is my son’s first birthday - on Friday the 13th. Crazy, huh?

So, to see him grow up over the past year since I first held him in the hospital, into the bold, young boy that he is…I see this day as a blessing rather than a hindrance.

Me & Timmy III in the hospital less than 24 hours old.

I mean, one year ago, I see him barely being able to open his eyes, only sucking on a bottle, depending on us for ultimate survival.

Now, I see him walking, running, feeding himself, finally saying some words like “mama”, “dada”, “baba” (bottle) and my favorite “NO”. He plays with his older sister, and even throws things at her (in retaliation I guess - she used to give him hell).

So, to see my little man grow up into a well-developed 1-year old…it makes me throw out this silly belief that today is a horrible day for all.

We only make Friday the 13th as bad as we want it to be with our negative thinking. Negativity in your mind will make you view every aspect of your life and current events as negative.

Whereas, if you keep positive, you’ll see everything around you in a positive light, and you’ll lead a more substantial happy life…trust me.

Besides…the weather is beautiful here today. Sunny, but not hot… my kids are actually being good for a change, my business is still making money, and everyone in my house has been in a good mood (which is rare here LOL)

So, you can believe what you want about Friday the 13th…but my little boy turned 1 today…so it can’t be that bad after all.

Happy birthday, my son!

Love, Daddy!

Top Ten Things Overheard at Jenna Bush's Wedding

2008-05-19T17:06:00.001-07:00


:	10. "Daddy, do something about global warming! The ice sculpture is melting!" 9. "It's so great that we can celebrate when the rest of the country is miserable" 8. "And now, a performance by the Gitmo Men's Chorus" 7. "That's sweet -- a Panini maker from Osama" 6. "There are exactly 200 guests -- we don't need a recount, Mr. Gore" 5. "Cheney is sneering from ear-to-ear" 4. "If it doesn't work out I hope she has an exit strategy" 3. "Why's Jeb naked?" 2. "You can't hand out campaign literature here, Senator Clinton" 1. "Of course I'm changing my name -- it's the only reason I'm getting married"

10.

"Daddy, do something about global warming! The ice sculpture is melting!"

9.

"It's so great that we can celebrate when the rest of the country is miserable"

8.

"And now, a performance by the Gitmo Men's Chorus"

7.

"That's sweet -- a Panini maker from Osama"

6. "There are exactly 200 guests -- we don't need a recount, Mr.

Gore"

5.

"Cheney is sneering from ear-to-ear"

4.

"If it doesn't work out I hope she has an exit strategy"

3.

"Why's Jeb naked?"

2.

"You can't hand out campaign literature here, Senator Clinton"

1.

"Of course I'm changing my name -- it's the only reason I'm getting married"

FICO Scores - Why bother with a fico score at all?

2008-04-03T16:53:00.000-07:00

This is my take on a FICO score...

IMPROVE IT AS BEST YOU CAN!

And I must stress this heavily, because just about everything around is depends on our FICO score. From credit cards, to cell phones, to bank accounts, to cars, to loans, to even getting a 'rapid refund' check from your favorite tax preparer.

So, the bottom line is, you NEED to improve your FICO score ASAP, if you want to get by in this struggling economy.

Now, if you're like me, and trying to rebuild your credit and improve your FICO score, then you should read the guide I just came across that's actually a best seller right now. It's the "Credit Bible" and in all honesty, I've heard TONS of sites on the internet talking about this guide.

So, from everything that I've heard, this is probably the most reliable source for improving your score.

“6 Charge-Offs Deleted… Score Is Up 80 Points!”

“Years back I was living beyond my means until I finally could not keep up with the payments… I simply stopped paying and turned off my telephone. Then a couple of months ago I got my hands on your Credit Secrets Bible™ and the first letter I mailed got 6 charge-offs deleted. I was amazed… My credit score has gone up 80 points already! I am now about to buy a brand new Pontiac Grand Prix and within a year or so will own my first home! Your techniques work… I am living proof.”

Jerome Mitchell (Mechanic)
Missouri

"...Removed 7 Late Pays in only 2 Weeks with One Simple Letter!"

"After 4 years in the military, my last deployment ended but only for me to find my credit problems had just begun. My biggest problem was the numerous late-pays that had piled up while I was on leave. By using one simple negotiation method from the Credit Secrets Bible™, I was able to get 7 late pays removed with one simple letter in less than 2 weeks! That’s why I tell all my friends about the Credit Secrets Bible™ so they can enjoy a better life too…"

Anthony Curtis (National Guard Reservist)
California

Those are testimonials from the site. I invite you to check out the rest and see if this is a good opportunity for you to embark on so you can improve your credit score. I'm buying my copy tonight, and pulling an all-nighter on this one. Let me know if you've tried it before in my comments.

Click Here for the "Credit Secrets Bible"

And if you wanna hear more of my ramblings...feel free to subscribe to the blog's feed. I'd appreciate people listening to my ramblings. lol

-Tim-

The Government Can't Control Beef Recalls?

2008-03-10T09:36:00.000-07:00

I'm sitting here watching News 12 New Jersey...

I'm watching a story on another beef recall from schools in New Jersey, and how Senator Bob Menendez is lobbying for regulation off these slaughterhouses. These places that some NJ schools has been contracting through, have been recently slaughtering sick cows. And when information about this leaked out, a recall was ordered.

One thing that Menendez said that literally made my jaw drop was how currently, the USDA has NO authority to issue a recall on tainted meat!

Does anyone understand what's going on here?!

A slaughterhouse could be using sick cows all the time, never tell anyone about it, and continue to pump it out to people like you and I, and our KIDS. And to add insult to injury, the government, whose supposed to be FOR the people, can't do a thing about it.

If the government can step in and take legal authority over Major League Baseball and go after Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens for steroids and HGH...why can't they step in and put a stop to tainted beef reaching our dinner tables?!

Is the government just allowing it to happen? If they can't and haven't stepped in to regulate the health conditions of slaughterhouses and other food processing facilities, then we all should be very weary of what we put in our mouths. Sad to say, we all gotta eat...it just sucks that what you eat may be tainted, and there's nothing you can do about it...since the government won't regulate food processing plants like they should be.

Countrywide Financial Still Doing Business Even With an Investigation

2008-03-08T18:14:00.000-08:00

FBI investigates Countrywide Financial
Federal authorities are investigating subprime mortgage lender Countrywide Financial Corp. for possible securities fraud, sources say. (www.upi.com)

I really think this article is worth getting around, because I see the commercials for these people, and how they're STILL doing business, while being investigated for fraud. This article is a real eye-opener.

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Take My Son

2008-02-11T09:27:00.001-08:00

I felt compelled to post this on my blog. I'm not the author, but this is a really good one that's eye-opening, too...

Take my Son

A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art.

When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son.

About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large packa ge in his hands.

He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art." The young man held out this package. "I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this."

The father opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by the young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the personality of his son in the painting. The father was so drawn to the eyes that his own eyes welled up with tears. He thanked the young man and offered to pay him for the picture. "Oh, no sir, I could never repay what your son did for me. It's a gift."

The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to his home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed them any of the other great works he ha d collected.

The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his paintings Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the great paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection.

On the platform sat the painting of the son The auctioneer pounded his gavel. "We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will bid for this picture?"

There was silence.

Then a voice in the back of the room shouted, "We want to see the famous paintings. Skip this one."

But the auctioneer persisted. "Will somebody bid for this painting. Who will start the bidding? $100, $200?"

Another voice angrily. "We didn't come to see this painting. We came to see the Van Goghs, the Rembrandts. Get on with the real bids!"

But still the auctioneer continued. "The son! The son! Who'll take the son?"

Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime gardener of the man and his son. "I'll give $10 for the painting." Being a poor man, it was all he could afford.

"We have $10, who will bid $20?"

"Give it to him for $10. Let's see the masters."

"$10 is the bid, won't someone bid $20?"

The crowd was becoming angry. They didn't want the picture of the son.

They wanted the more worthy investments for their collections.

The auctioneer pounded the gavel. "Going once, twice, SOLD for $10!"

A man sitting on the second row shouted, "Now let's get on with the collection!"

The auctioneer laid down his gavel. "I'm sorry, the auction is over."

"What about the paintings?"

"I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will. I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings.

The man who took the son gets everything!"

God gave His son 2,000 years ago to die on the cross. Much like the auctioneer, His message today is: "The son, the son, who'll take the son?"

Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything.

Stupid Pictures I've Seen

2008-02-11T08:50:00.000-08:00

This clown's trying too hard...a alcoholic work-at-home musician and clown, trying to work on their figure. Look at those curlers!

Notice the guy in the background. He's so scared of this dude, like I am!

The one in the lower right-hand corner just HAD to be different...

This is why they make signs that say "Wet Cement!"

SuperCat to the RESCUE!!!

Are There Loopholes on Ebay that'll make your profit?

2008-02-10T07:02:00.001-08:00

This has been a topic that I have seen people searching for to get to one of my websites.

So, I wanted to discuss the 'loophole's involved with Ebay.

The loophole that everybody advertises is all about the Ebay affiliate program.

You make money when you refer people to Ebay. You get credited with money when people sign up for an account, and make a purchase within their first 30 days.

Yeah, it's that simple. If you wish, you can check out their affiliate program. It's on commission junction

Now, there's another loophole involved with ebay, that also requires you not to buy or sell anything, and yet you'll still pull a profit from it.

My guide teaches you all about it. I made $1500 in a weekend with this stuff, so I hope it works for you.

Ebay Profit Loophole

People Make Careers Out of Gaming?

2008-02-09T12:08:00.000-08:00

I thought I saw it all when I learned that you were able to make money with nothing more than computer. Of course, that's what I do...and damn good at it, too.

But, I had no idea how serious gaming really is! I mean, I play my fair share of Madden NFL, and Halo and such. But I didn't know that people really make careers out of it.

I saw one dude on an online forum, talk about how he was pulling $190K a year, from professional gaming. That had me wondering...maybe I should give up the home business thing, and start getting my swagger right with the joystick. LOL

But seriously, I read this and felt inspired to do so. Although I probably won't go professional, it does give me ideas...

Visit:
Pro Video Gamer Guide

Is the Internet Making It Easier to Buy and Sell Guns?

2007-12-26T14:12:00.000-08:00

Normally, I look around the internet for websites that present money making opportunities for me and my company, T.M. Harris LLC.

Well today, I was looking up wholesaler information, since I'm into buying and selling on Ebay...and I came across a website with this description:

"New 2007 Ffl Kit To Help You Get Your Federal Firearms License And Buy Guns Wholesale. We Are A Licensed Dealer. New 2007 Update."

If you wish to visit this site to see what I'm talking about, CLICK HERE.

The idea behind this website, is that they give you the information in regards to applying to be a licensed Federal firearms dealer, so that you can get access to guns at wholesale prices. Now, this makes me think...

Isn't this website just making it easier for anyone to get their hands on guns? I understand that in the Bill of Rights under the U.S. Constitution, we have the 2nd Amendment, granting the citizens the right to bear arms. But the question remains in my mind...what about gun control?

I don't hear much from the candidates who are campaigning to be the next President of the United States talking about gun control. These people are focusing more on controlling the economy and increasing the morale of the American people.

But what good is it to have a thriving economy, when wackos can visit sites like THIS, get a license, get guns cheap, and go on a killing spree? Look at most of the people in the news. They're all wackos and psychos who are killing innocent people; and now with websites like the one I found, it's a lot easier for these nutjobs to get their hands on them.

And what about a kid in high school who gets access to their parent's credit card, orders the kit, gets guns for wholesale, and kills someone who pisses him off in school. Then they look back at the purchase record, and see that the order was placed on Daddy's credit card, and now Daddy is screwed...and yet, another life is innocently gone.

I'm not calling for an end to this website, but more or less to open people's eyes to the fact that we all talk about gun control this, gun control that, and yet the Internet is making it easier to get guns to anyone.

It's all as simple as firing up Google, typing in what you want, and you can get it. It doesn't matter whether or not it's for a good purpose or for a evil, malicious purpose...ANYTHING IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS CAN BE OBTAINED WITH A WEB BROWSER.

Be safe,
Tim